Oh the Irony

I just got done trying to scrub out food coloring from our beige carpet all thanks to my 5 year old son. Which reminded me of the other really bad stain, but its not from what you would think. This same child mentioned above poured 1/2 a bottle of green Palmolive dish soap on the other side of this same carpet. I have been trying to remove the soap every day for a week, but it is not getting me anywhere. So how can something that is supposed to clean stuff stain your carpet. You win Palmolive you win, I surrender.

Ninjas

After discovering that facebook had the engish pirate language, and engish upside down. I pondered what would it be like if there were a ninja language option. But then I realized that if this happened there would be no facebook, because ninjas "don't exist." Sneaky ninjas. Ninjas 1 me 0.

Im psychic

Today, I was on facebook and I get a daily horoscope in the morning. I noticed that it asks if it came true (yes or no) its 7am.... I now belive that I might have psychic powers, Facebook told me so.

My kid is AWESOME

Yesterday, My 5 year old was asked in kindergarten to come up with 3 things they might want to be when they grow up. I got a phone call from the teacher. My son said 1. Tattoo Artist 2. Haunted house builder 3. A dinosaur. The teacher was concerned, I have never been so proud.

Aww how cute

Today, my husband Rob is on a buisness trip for a week. Today he sent me a text..."i miss u more than the earth would miss the sun" Well wow I cant beat that, so I said
"i miss u more than chocolate chips would miss a cookie"...damn now im hungry.

Later I sent him another text saying I want you here more than Plankton wants a Kraby Patty.

Note: If you dont know who plankton is, I guess you don't spend hours and hours watching spongebob squarepants with your 5 year old.

LIFE

Today, I was having a bad day. I got some bad news from my Dr. I was thinking about how dead I was feeling, Then I realized I was eating life cereal. I feel much better now. Touche Life cereal Touche.

Its and OMJ moment

While at work the other day, I got sick of everyone saying oh my god or OMG, so I suggested that we change it to OMJ (oh my Jesus). It's caught on and I feel proud.

On that note I posted this on facebook today. "OMJ I just found the coolest thing ever, did u know u can change FB language to Pirate???? try it, it will make u laugh" And guess what? that caught on too. I am convinced that I should try out somthing with more impact on the world, who knows what I could do.

Call me_____

Today, I have decided when I go tanning tomorrow I am going to sign is as "Voldemort" just to see if they notice. Then I am going to apply for a job as "Ginny Weasley" and under job history "keeping dementors at bay." Note: if none of this makes any sence then you need to read or watch Harry Potter.

Google vs. Yahoo

Today, I decided to try the Yahoo vs Google war. I typed in "I need" Yahoo said "I need free dental work" Google says "I need therapy" while yahoo knew I had a cavity, I feel Google really understands my needs.

Cream cheese

Shopping the other day, I tried to buy strawberry cream cheese & got distracted by Seth who was yelling at some lady to move away from the gogurt. I had to stop him so I grabbed the first pink labeled cream cheese & chased him down the aisle.... I glanced at the container & it said salmon flavor. Caught off guard I screamed & said who the hell would want fish flavored bagels? LOL everyone stared guess you had to be there.