
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Oh the Irony
I just got done trying to scrub out food coloring from our beige carpet all thanks to my 5 year old son. Which reminded me of the other really bad stain, but its not from what you would think. This same child mentioned above poured 1/2 a bottle of green Palmolive dish soap on the other side of this same carpet. I have been trying to remove the soap every day for a week, but it is not getting me anywhere. So how can something that is supposed to clean stuff stain your carpet. You win Palmolive you win, I surrender.

Ninjas
Im psychic
Today, I was on facebook and I get a daily horoscope in the morning. I noticed that it asks if it came true (yes or no) its 7am.... I now belive that I might have psychic powers, Facebook told me so.
My kid is AWESOME
Aww how cute

"i miss u more than chocolate chips would miss a cookie"...damn now im hungry.
Later I sent him another text saying I want you here more than Plankton wants a Kraby Patty.
Note: If you dont know who plankton is, I guess you don't spend hours and hours watching spongebob squarepants with your 5 year old.
Labels:
cookies,
funny,
missing someone,
plankton,
spongebob
Monday, September 28, 2009
LIFE
Its and OMJ moment

On that note I posted this on facebook today. "OMJ I just found the coolest thing ever, did u know u can change FB language to Pirate???? try it, it will make u laugh" And guess what? that caught on too. I am convinced that I should try out somthing with more impact on the world, who knows what I could do.
Call me_____
Today, I have decided when I go tanning tomorrow I am going to sign is as "Voldemort" just to see if they notice. Then I am going to apply for a job as "Ginny Weasley" and under job history "keeping dementors at bay." 
Note: if none of this makes any sence then you need to read or watch Harry Potter.


Labels:
dementors,
funny,
ginny weasley,
harry potter,
prank,
tanning
Sunday, September 27, 2009
Google vs. Yahoo
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Cream cheese

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